Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!