Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.