Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.