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Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "