Damn Business Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Doin Jokes More Doin Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... or two One... or two

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Libertarian Jokes More Libertarian Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.