Damn Business Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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Good Advice Jokes More Good Advice Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

I'm Jokes More I'm Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Libertarian Jokes More Libertarian Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Doin Jokes More Doin Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot