Damn Business Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

Good Advice Jokes More Good Advice Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

I'm Jokes More I'm Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Libertarian Jokes More Libertarian Jokes

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.