Damn Business Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Doin Jokes More Doin Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Good Advice Jokes More Good Advice Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

I'm Jokes More I'm Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"