Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

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Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.