Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.