Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire