Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.