Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.