Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs?

A retarded bandwagoner

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton