What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.