What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.