What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.