What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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What do you call a mexican hitchhiker?

El Paso

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.