What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders