Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

What food describes most men?

Jerky.