Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !