Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !