Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !