Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.