Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.