How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.