What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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