What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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THESE are the brakes!

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It Hertz.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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They never get old.

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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."