A comickaze
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
Someone told me but I forgot.
Well... If it's any constellation..."
Imsosaurus!
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(
alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.
A jet engine stops whining after it lands
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
