What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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