What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Knock on the hatch.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

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Because freedom rings.