Walter White Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Heinz Jokes More Heinz Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Jessie Jokes More Jessie Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space