Heinz-enburg.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Goddamn right.
Shaking Bad.
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
Because it was on the house.
Because HE is the one who knocks.
I am the one who Knock-knocks.
Advanced methematics.
Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
Looks to me like they go both ways.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
with a woofie.
My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Teaching the chicken to cook
Ed. U. Cation!
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
With dog diskettes!
They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)