Theme Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!