Heinz Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

2020 Jokes More 2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.