Heinz-enburg.
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I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
They get crabby! Badum tsss.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.
Urine.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
To cover up his bald spot.
They all scramble for cover when you call B-29
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Because they're always dribbling!
She bats her eyes.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.
Because HE is the one who knocks.
