What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."