What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....