What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."