What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.