What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.