What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman