What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.