What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

Snowflake Jokes More Snowflake Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"