What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Snowflake Jokes More Snowflake Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.