What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.