What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"