What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Snowflake Jokes More Snowflake Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"