What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Previous Random Joke Next
Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

Discuss Jokes More Discuss Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.