What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives?

They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs.