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Because there's no karma involved.
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
Guac-A-Mole.
Gatesgate.
Discuss
Because they all involve iPatches.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
A balaclava.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The C.I.ayy
When there is a prophet involved.
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
A Ronda Rousey fight.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Dude,I already did my time.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Ereptile dysfunction
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Karma.
Karma?
Their lips are moving.
Literally all gardening stops
Hit him with a fly swatter.
Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
They're short 2 towers.
People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
There both just honestly happy to finish
Because seven "ate" nine.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*