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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because there's no karma involved.
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
Guac-A-Mole.
Gatesgate.
Discuss
Because they all involve iPatches.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
A balaclava.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The C.I.ayy
When there is a prophet involved.
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
A Ronda Rousey fight.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Dude,I already did my time.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
You planet
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
I guess you aren't up to par"
Because they don't hit anything.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
A school bus full of black people (Sorry for racism, it is just a joke, nothing personal)
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
OC High humor
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
After the ring, you wake up!
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Ewoked.
Because Polly wants a cracker.
