Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?