Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!