Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.