Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.