Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction