What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".