Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Paul Walker die?

His name wasn't Paul Driver.

Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"