Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.