Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

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How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells