Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

How do blonde braincells die?

Alone.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells