Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.