Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human