Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.