Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A: A sloped lake.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.