How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.