How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.