How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

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