How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.