Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."