Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide