Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin