Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

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What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !