Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

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What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*