Hey, get off me homes !
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Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
I trussed you.
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
So ve it."
Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
To sharpen the knife
The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me
Bjork in the USSR !
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
A: The letter "m."
A: He gets Tenyear.
Because it's past tents.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Really bad so he hurts himself.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo
A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.
Very tired feet.