Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

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Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ?

Bjork in the USSR !

Stack Jokes More Stack Jokes

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.