Hey, get off me homes !
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Sewercide
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
I trussed you.
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
So ve it."
Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Tequila
I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.
To get to the same side.
A library.
Oh look, they're done.
Because he took the stairs.
Because their heads are so far from their bodies!
Because he had no body to dance with!
Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
They can't even.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
