What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why was the umbilical cord sad?

He got cut from the naval base.

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.