What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars