What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Little Caesars Jokes More Little Caesars Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!