What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars