What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

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What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.