How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.