How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.