How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?

Because we're too afraid to go outside

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.