How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What did one Redditor say to another?

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.