How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

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What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, you're a redditor?

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.