What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here."

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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.