What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.