What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.