What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.