What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !