What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !