Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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What do you call the study of food prices?

EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!