Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!