Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"