Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"