Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"