Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"