Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

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What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!