Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!