What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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It was from all the cross-training...

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Hip-Hop!

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Cosmic jokes.

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Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"