What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!