What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"