What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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Dirty looks from the mouse !

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"