Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!