Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!