Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!