Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.