How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.