How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.