How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd