How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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Plot Holders.

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A FUNGI to be with!

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked