Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.
Your PUN-unciation
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
To pick up some chicks.
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
A crime fighter
Crimefighter
Set her tampon string on fire.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
The cotton in her tampon is picked
