How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

German Shepherd Jokes More German Shepherd Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

Synagogue Jokes More Synagogue Jokes

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.