How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

What do you call a castrated German?

A Munich

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.