How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

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Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.