How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a German living in Canada?

A leder hoser.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.