How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

What did the german with food allergies say?

Gluten Nacht

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How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.