Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Goku Jokes More Goku Jokes

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Ampnbsp Jokes More Ampnbsp Jokes

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.