Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Goku Jokes More Goku Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac