What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.