What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*