What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!