What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)