What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.