What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.