What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.