Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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Don't worry they'll tell you.

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There are literally Sicilians.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.