Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.