Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!