Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

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Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!