Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.