Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.