Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.