Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.