What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.